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Down With Tamagotchi!
House pets of the world, listen up! I know it doesn't look like much to be afraid of, but if your people bring this little menace home, beware.

This is what it looks like when they bring it home. I didn't think anything of it, just a silly little gadget.. Then it started beeping, everybody was sooo excited! Still, I thought, it's just a new toy, they'll tire of it soon. But they spend every waking hour fussing over this thing. They feed it - much more often than they feed me I might add, they play with it, it has taken over! They even take it everywhere! What do I get? "Sorry Kylie, dogs aren't allowed at the movies," but the egg gets to go. And "See ya later, Kylie, be good." How insulting! But the egg gets to go. They even take that stupid little egg to work! Now I hear, "If only you were this easy to take care of, Kylie." HA!

They named it Cosmo, and they keep calling it my little brother. I don't think

so! First of all, I'm a million times cuter, and more cuddly.

This is what Cosmo looks like. Can you believe that little shrimp is robbing me of the attention I so richly deserve!

I hear it's sweeping world-wide. I'm sure I'm not the only one out there with this problem. We must ban together to ban the tamagotchi, and all other so-called cyber-pets! Let's not forget, Man's B est Friend - HELLO!! We won't be taken for granted, we must.... Hey, mom wants to take me out for a walk, gotta go. I'd like to see stupid little Cosmo, scare away those cats!

Click here to see my version of the game...The Kyliegotchi!

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